[Verse 1]
Suck my dick, blow my Richard, inhale my pork-sword
Oral my fleshy fun-worm, eat my Jap's eye
Mush on my man-meat, chow down on my cheesy cock
Swallow my kids and devour my nosh box

[Verse 2]
Put your face on my happy place, stare at my balls
Headbutt my pelvis, trombone my mutton-dagger
Saliva my urethra, waggle my frenulum
Squeeze down on my corpus spongiosum

[Breakdown]
Can you gesticulate on the proposition of the endeavourous task of consuming my meticulous genitalia, how about that?
Or in other words, how about you suck my cock, eh?

[Outro]
Yeah, that's pretty gay