I Fucked a Turkey
Dan
[Skit]
Honey I'm hom--yo, what the fu--

[Verse]
Saying that, girl, it wasn't you that I fell for
I always knew it as a one-night thing
Even if you never felt the same way about me
Was it really ever a one-night fling?
Okay, girl, look what's happened
You were fucking me and in walks Dan
Was this part of your plan?
Or were we just pebbles lying in the sand?
Mate, here I am
Yeah, this must be playing into your hand
Look what I bought, this shit's torture
Why talk about love when you don't understand?
Am I just a label? Am I just a brand?
Putting me on so you don't look bland
Saying you love me but misunderstand
Call it a heart but I call it a wasteland