I was wrestling with a tiger
I was playing chess with pigeons
I was making fun of cyclopses
I was dancing on the edges

Of a cliff, oh what if
I fell down, what a clown
Now I'm lying on the ground

I was feeling quite Latino
Shaking cocktails from the hip
I went to a n*** casino
Guess where people keep their chips

The old lady called me down
Said it's my rusty bones you see
Won't you be a darling boy
And won't you get those chips for me

This sight O how metropical
Looking glass I see right though
The games and tricks you play with me
Are diabolical and cruel

I've got sixteen down, O what a day
I'm kind of drunk I gotta say
Lying on the ground
I was wrestling with a tiger
I was questioning religion
I asked the Dalai Lama
Hе said son sit down an listen

I've got sixteen down, O what a day
I'm kind of drunk I gotta say
Lyiyiyiyiyi

I was wrestling with a tigеr
I was playing chess with pigeons
I was making fun of cyclopses
I was dancing on the edges

Of a cliff, o what if
I fell down, what a clown
Now I'm lying on the ground