[Verse 1]
So you didn't call, so what?
It's not like I was waiting by the phone all alone
And that isn't all, shut up and promise me
You'll be there and you won't, no you won't
I'm sick and tired of all the bullshit
(Why do you think you can do this to me?
I'm not one of those girls who are pathetic and weak)
Feed me a lie and I won't believe it
(I'm smarter than that, and I'm smarter than you
I'm better by far than the girls you're used to)

[Chorus]
Pick up your toys, go home, I'm done playing
I have more fun on my own, I'm just saying
Maybe I'm thinking too much
Or more likely boys just suck

[Verse 2]
So it doesn't show at first
You're a perfect gentleman to me for two weeks
I don't wanna think the words, can lose myself
You're different and grown-up, no such luck
You don't have to treat me like a Queen
(I'm not asking for much, and I don't need a lot
But what little I want, is way more than you got)
But there's gotta be some inbetween
(I'm telling you here what you should know by now
And since you don't get it, I'll spell it all out)
[Chorus]
Pick up your toys, go home, I'm done playing
I have more fun on my own, I'm just saying
Maybe I'm thinking too much
Or more likely, boys just suck

[Bridge]
Ok, so the name calling might be a little juvenile, but
I just wanted to put it in language you would understand
So, hopefully you get it now

[Chorus]
Pick up your toys, go home, I'm done playing
I have more fun on my own, I'm just saying
Maybe I'm thinking too much
Or more likely, boys just suck

[Outro]
So you didn't call, so what?
It's not like I was waiting by the phone