KE$HA
I'm in the South, I can't remember
If I just moved. Where are my pants?
I spent the night with Ms. December
Where is Pitbull, let's make a hit

KE$HA
You're late for the shoot

PITBULL
I'm at the beach

KE$HA
I'll go down to you

PITBULL
That's not necessary

KE$HA
But first I'll brush my teeth and gargle with this booze

PITBULL
Ugh. Gross!
Stay put, seriously
Nah! We just gon' do this one over the phone
So I can kiggity keep watchin' Deputy Dawg
When you say you're going down, what do ya mean?
Do you mean going down on me, senor clean?
If that's the case no thanks i got it covered
I get more action than shamu has blubber
I'll stay here. You stay on your rocker
And Kids, always remember to drink Dale vodka
PITBULL
If Ke$ha sings on your song
Make the space between you long
Last time i saw her we made love

When she left i had bed bugs
Had to put my stuff in bags
Even Lassie, such a drag

What is Kesha up to now
What is her part of the song about?

KE$HA
I just fell down, crashed through a winder!
But it was cool, hey there's my pants
I have to go, I promised Pitbull
I'd be the girl, on his new jam
I think we should, move in together

PITBULL
No please no!

KE$HA
I'll do the chores

PITBULL
I got a maid!
KE$HA
You pay the rent

PITBULL
I fly solo!

KE$HA
We'll get bunk beds, best friends forever
It'll be fun, you won't regret!

PITBULL
Ay Dios Mio!
C'mon now Ke$ha stay two states away
I don't want to have to have the guy come and spray

This song is about objectifying women
And selling products like Pitbull's Fried Chicken

Stay right there in that dive; Luganis
Bet that place smells like ass; anus

Hey what happened to that model?
Uh oh...she...just..got...ate by sharks

Chew tobacco doe see doe
Is this country? I don't know
This video don't make no sense
I have to speak to my agent
He made me replace Dale with Timber

I used to say Dale, do you remember?
Dale is an awesome word
Timber's just a piece of wood. Hello?

KE$HA
I'm in your house, and I'm hungover
I'm gonna puke, where is your trash?
Oh here it is, it's on your dresser
A golden cone

PITBULL
No!

KE$HA
It's on a stand

PITBULL
Not my latin Grammy!
NO!!!! WHY KE$HA, WHY!?
OH MAN! At least it's over
AGH, COME ON!
How much puke you got inside?
Hello, exterminator, I have a Kesha infestation in my house. Yes I can hold