[Verse 1]
I hope you never shed a tear
Over wishing I was near
'Cause if you need me, have no fear
I got a Vauxhall Cavalier

[Verse 2]
And darling if you're ever in need
I'll show up on my noble steed
So long as your need doesn't exceed
A reasonable speed

[Pre-Chorus]
She may not be pretty
But she gets me where I'm going to
I may not be pretty, girl
But my love for you is true
It takes more than sixty miles
To keep you and me apart 'cause darling
You are the M1 of my heart

[Chorus]
And I know she's a bit of a drag
And I know she's got no aerial
And only one working airbag, but
Nothing can beat the feeling is oh so sweet
When you're next to me
In the passenger seat
And we're singing along to Bragg
On days like that, she might as well be a Jag
[Verse 3]
And on the surface, she's no catch
But I think we're a perfect match
And who needs wing mirrors and hubcaps
That are permanently attached?

[Pre-Chorus]
She may not be pretty
But she gets me where I'm going to
I may not be pretty, girl
But my love for you is true
It takes more than sixty miles
To keep you and me apart 'cause darling
You are the M1 of my heart

[Chorus]
And I know that she's a bit of a drag
And I know she's got no aerial
And only one working airbag, but
Nothing can beat the feeling is oh so sweet
When you're next to me
In the passenger seat
And we're singing along to Bragg
On days like that, she might as well be a Jag, woah
On days like that, she might as well be a Jag
[Verse 4]
And the way she guzzles petrol is just mental
The windscreen wipers are a little bit temperamental
She's got a dodgy alternator, don't get me started on the accelerator
The clutch is okay so long as you're gentle

[Bridge]
I'll go the distance for you
I'll go the distance for you
I'll go the distance for you
I'll go the distance for you
I'll go the distance for you
I'll go the distance for you
I'll go the distance for you
Anywhere that you're going to

[Chorus]
'Cause I know she's a bit of a drag, woah-oh-oh
And I know she's got no aerial
And only one working airbag, but
Nothing can beat that feeling is oh so sweet
When you're next to me
In the passenger seat
And we're singing along to Bragg
On days like that, she might as well be a Jag
On days like that, she might as well be a Jag