[Intro: Lil Divorce]
Got an oreo stuck in my foreskin (stuck)
Never gonna use milk never have been (fuck)
Don't wanna get crumbs in my urethra (yuck)
Fuck my dick I don't even need ya (FUCK)

[Verse 1: Lil Divorce]
I've had these oreos in my dick for about a few hours
If I get the crumbs in my urethra it would leave me pretty sour
When I try to pull them out it hurts like a bitch
Can someone please help me I got a fucking itch
On my motherfucking cock
If I dont fix this problem i'll just use a fucking sock
To cover up the oreos stuck in my foreskin
My god I can never fucking win (ayy)

[Interlude: Big Pube]
You know I'm wondering if I should just cut it off
Would the oreos come out if I turn my head and cough

[Verse 2: Lil Divorce]
No way and I really gotta pee
Oh god it hurts someone please fucking help me
These cookies have given me nothing but pain
Why did I do this there was really no gain
That's all i'm going to go ahead and cry
Oh yeah, I hope I fucking die

[Outro: Lil Divorce]
Got an oreo stuck in my foreskin (stuck)
Never gonna use milk never have been (fuck)
Don't wanna get crumbs in my urethra (yuck)
Fuck my dick I don't even need ya (FUCK)