[Verse 1]
We are the clowns from the left
Man, they ain't joking on the right
You got your hands on your hips
They're pulling our belts tight

[Pre-Chorus]
Keep that smile upon your face
Let the bastards run the place

[Verse 2]
We're just the dreamers on the left
We're just as bad as the right
Let's all get down on our knees
I can't help asking

[Pre-Chorus]
Why did you come here tonight?
Got the feeling shit's not right?
Sweep it all right out of sight
So you never have to fight

[Chorus]
Are you wondering what
It is you should do?
Are you wondering what
It is you should do?
[Post-Chorus]
Keep that smile upon your face
Lеt the bastards run the place
Slap yoursеlf upon the back
It's not you under attack
Keep calm, carry on

[Verse 3]
Claim that you're a self-made man
If you can do it, we all can
Scared to get up off your chair
Clowns are crawling up the stairs

[Chorus]
Are you wondering what
It is you should do?
Are you wondering what
It is you should do?

[Outro]
Are you snug
In the middle
As a bug
In the middle
In a rug
In the middle
A fucking bug
In the middle