[Verse 1]
Don't try to get involved
Just let the werewolf watch her TV
Interrupting my dramatic pause
Punchlines pass for apologies
The one telling the truth is bound
To come off like a liar face
You'll be right over
Take my feet out of the fireplace

[Chorus]
No, what's so funny?
I don't know what's so funny
But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing

[Verse 2]
Everything is terrible
But I know I'm the worst
Anything you could say about me
You can trust I thought it first
Millions of people
They are going without power
But leave a light on
I'll be home in an hour
[Chorus]
And I don't know what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny
But no onе's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No onе's laughing now

[Verse 3]
I hate the way you treat me
Like I'm just one of your characters
Every conversation is just research for the narrator
I hope you break a nail scratching yourself on the ass
I hate your even-tempered sentimental covert-ops attacks

[Chorus]
And I don't know what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny
But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing
No one's laughing now

[Instrumental Break]
[Outro]
I'm a kamikaze comic
Filling a bucket with a sieve
I wish you weren't around to be
My reason to live