Usain Bolt:
Whats up boy, It’s me, Sonic the Hedgehog
Oh sorry, wrong thing, I’m Usain Bolt, dog
Pop a cap in your legs again if you try to fight me
Start beef and I’ll bring in my whole black army
Just like when you lost the perp, I’ll make you cry
Get some tissues, bitch! (squidward:) 4-ply, 4-ply
Leave you paralyzed once again, left in aftershock
Maybe you’d be a match if you could actually walk

Joe Swanson:
HEY PETER! I’m beating this Cleveland knock-off
Being a prior cop, I could use a good STAND-OFF
So skinny, scrawny, You hear that, brownie?
You run even more girlish than my wife Bonnie
(Joe stands up) Uncrippled Joe Swanson:
This isn’t a game, you better run cause I’m
About to cripple you and give you a bad time
Go back to your gangs, You’ve outran your fame
Remember, play Family Guy: The Quest for Stuff, the game!