Goku:
Hello, It’s Goku, here to give you a good scare
Hearing a good battle with me in it is pretty rare
I’M PICKLE RICK, you can call me Mr. Meeseeks
You stupid nasty bitch, I bet you would vore Waluigi
I shouldn’t waste my time, you really are a runt
I have to go home and check on Gohan, that fucking cunt
I’ll grab your tiny dragonballs and rip off your dick
I’ll only have to go my first form to defeat you, bitch

Wario:
Ehh, you are fucking gay, shut up faggot
I’ll eat you like garlic, stomp you like a maggot
Better open wide for my big ass on you, see?
I’ll pee in your mouth and rub it with feces
If you really wish to win, you best go Ultra Instinct
Because none of your forms could top my level of thinking
Feel my big ass, take a look at my nice sharts
I’ll find Chi-Chi and rape her, break your heart