Nigward vs Squidward - Epic Rap Battles of Cancer

(0;11) Squidward:

I’m trying to play my clarinet, please go away

I’m so tired of having to deal with all you gays

You can call me Ricegum because I’M the supreme

I’ll kill you even harder than your already dead meme

I am Squidward Tennisballs, SHIT I MEAN TENTACLES

I’ll pour all my rage on you and cut off your testicles

Welcome to the Krusty Krab, I just wanna end it all

You better bend down when I lick your black balls



(0;33) Nigward:

Welcome to my hood, you stand no chance

Beating me when you can't have a stable romance?

Don’t face Nigward, I’ll leave ya’ face down in a ditch

Then I’ll get my boys, Spongedick and Patbitch

Shoot up Bikini Bottom and your fucking dick nose

Like my gun and your mouth, you really fuckin blow

It isn’t even a contest, you know I already won

I just ruined your life, call me Squilliam Fancyson



(0;54) Squidward:

Don’t act so tough, you died in only a week

You’re on the equivalent of drinking fucking bleach

Everyone knows there can only be one

Fuck this, i’m blocking you and i’m done



(1;05) Nigward:

You spit one more word and you’ll be thrown aside

You call yourself a threat? You commited suicide

One pop inside ya and you’ll cease to exist

Random creepypasta reference; call it red mist