Epic Rap Battles of Cancer
Vortigon vs God and Jesus - Epic Rap Battles of Cancer
Vortigon:
Straight outta Chaos Faction, you ain't a threat
Layin upon the Chaos Tower, reincarnated from the dead
Almighty Vortigon slaying down a G O single D
I'm an atheist, bitch, how you fight the V O double MC?
T-posing on your cross, how am I supposed to believe
That people actually have the capacity to take you seriously?
Spraying my raps of goo, this fag ain't anything new
Stand at attention or get slain you dirty fuckin' jew
So if you really wanna face me, then go ahead bod
So if you really wanna face me, then show me what you got
Finding it hard to convert, let me seal the deal
A pathetic cracker whose proven to not be real

God:
(fake lol)