Epic Rap Battles of Cancer
Sandbag vs Bonnie the Bunny - Epic Rap Battle of Cancer S1 Finale
(0:11) Sandbag:
My name is Sandbag and you're gonna meet your fate
I might not have arms but I'll leave you verbally RAAAAPED
I'll rip off your face, you're just a damn disgrace
Just like that child in '87 you will be erased
Beep boop on a n***a, bom booch biggity booch
I'll sandbang on your mom, give her a sweet smooch
Just like KSI, I'll throw your ass in the ring
For dinner do you want sandwiches or something?
(0:35) Bonnie:
Hguh-Hguh faggot, IT'S ME, bonnie the bunny
Are your disses supposed to make me laugh, 'cause you're funny!
All your SSF2 moves are complete garbage!
Now tell me, are you a Sandbag? Or a SandBITCH
(Transforms into Withered Bonnie while screaming)
(0:54) Withered Bonnie:
CALL ME HITLER, BECAUSE I'LL LEAVE YOU GASSED
MY FACE IS RIPPED OFF, BUT I CAN STILL EAT YOUR ASS
BUT YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, COME AND HIT
I'LL BOMB YOU LIKE YOUR RECOVERY, WHICH IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
(1:06) Negative Sandbag:
ALL YOU CAN DO IS RESORT TO CHEAP JUMPSCARES
YOU CALL YOURSELF SCARY BUT I AM YOUR TRUE NIGHTMARE
NOONE EVEN LIKES YOU, YOU'RE A STINKY PIECE OF POO
YOUR ONLY SINGLE PURPOSE IS TO GET MARKIPLIER VIEWS
(1:19) Nightmare Bonnie:
YOUR CHARACTER DESIGN IS EXTREMELY LAME
I GAVE THE CREATOR NIGHTMARES ABOUT HIS OWN GAME
I'M A LEGEND, AND YOU'RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE FANS
ARE YOU A DUDE OR A GIRL? NAH, FUCK IT, YOU'RE TRANS!
(1:36) Yellow man:
Yellow man, comin in, pissin on your bitch
Yellow man, comin in, suckin on your clit
Yellow man, comin in, OWO Whats this?
Yellow man, comin in, n***a just got hitched
Turn this white n***a yellow with my golden rain
Beat down this robot 'til he's in a world of pain
Just sucked a dick, whats this a cum stain?
This n***a eatin beans lmao