It's the morning of April 6, 1994
Allan wakes up at 10 a.m.
He lights a cigarette, rolls out of bed, and does forty pushups
He brushes his teeth, walks downstairs to the kitchen
And makes instant coffee with a piece of buttered toast
With breakfast in hand, Allan walks outside and down his driveway
To the front gate to say good morning to the security guards
Pauly and Rocko, and asks about the mail

Pauly (Hoss)
Rocko (Morning, Mr. Rayman)
Any mail today?
A couple letters, an envelope we found outside the front gate
What was in it?
A tape, along with a letter
We checked it out, everything's fine, boss
Let me see that
Thanks, fellas
Of course
Enjoy your day, Mr. Rayman

"Dear Allan, I am your biggest fan
Enclosed is a picture of my big, beautiful tits
No, but really, I had to start with something horny like that to get your attention"

It's a tape, a demo
Cool
#1 Girl
Well, let's listen to it