[Intro]
How to dress as human?
What, like a skirt and like, some heels?
Now I look stupid
Is this how every human feels?
Better go with Vans
I'm never gonna pass
I should stay home
Why did I make plans? (-ans?)

[Refrain]
How to dress as human?
What, like a skirt and like, some heels?
Now I look stupid
Is this how every human feels?
Better go with Vans
I'm never gonna pass
I should stay home
Why did I make plans? (-ans?)

[Chorus]
Drunk in the bathroom
Messing with my skirt
I got hair in my tights
And nothing in my shirt
If I paint on some lips
Will they come off with a kiss and tell? (and tell)
Drunk in the bathroom
Messing with my skirt
I got hair in my tights
And nothing in my shirt
If I paint on some lips
Will they come off with a kiss as well? (as well)
[Refrain]
How to dress as human?
What, like a skirt and like, some heels?
Now I look stupid
Is this how еvery human feels?
Better go with Vans
I'm nеver gonna pass
I should stay home
Why did I make plans? (-ans?)

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
Drunk in the bathroom
Messing with my skirt
I got hair in my tights
And nothing in my shirt
If I paint on some lips
Will they come off with a kiss and tell? (and tell)
Drunk in the bathroom
Messing with my skirt
I got hair in my tights
And nothing in my shirt
If I paint on some lips
Will they come off with a kiss and tell? (and tell)
Drunk in the bathroom
Messing with my skirt
I got hair in my tights
And nothing in my shirt
If I paint on some lips
Will they come off with a kiss as well? (as well)
[Outro]
I'm never gonna pass
I should stay home
Why did I make plans?
Better go with Vans
I'm never gonna pass
I should stay home
Why did I make plans?
Better go with Vans
I'm never gonna pass
I should stay home
Why did I make plans?
Better go with Vans
I'm never gonna pass
I should stay home
Why did I make plans?
Better go with Vans
I'm never gonna pass
I should stay home
Why did I make plans?
Better go with Vans