[Verse 1]
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that
So I ran out to the track to get my cash back
I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
So I found the fuckin' jockey and I grabbed that
Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face
Yeah, I stole his-, that put him in his place
Me and the horse, we ran out of the place
Then we drove the Porsche back to my place

[Chorus]
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account

[Verse 2]
Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer
Spending my money on a fishnet carousel
Go, go, go, go, go so faster
Go, go, go, go, go so faster
Racing horses at the derby
Why am I never getting lucky?
I never have any money
I never have any money (Oh, no)
[Chorus]
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account