[Intro]
*knocking*
[Yung Pee Pee:] Yo, Caffine, go get the door, I'mma go and take a piss, bro
[Yung Caffine:] Oh, Aight
Yo, what's up dude!
[Anticonf:] What's up bro?!
[Yung Caffine:] Yo, Yung Pee Pee's in the bathroom, right now
He didn't tell you I was here?
[Anticonf:] No, I think he forgot or something bro
[Yung Caffine:] Oh, well, I mean, It's still lit, tho, cause, I'm here, you're here, Yung Pee Pee's here, he's just taking a piss
[Anticonf:] Yeah
[Yung Caffine:] Yeah, so wanna make a song while he takes a piss or
Whatever?
[Anticonf:] Sure
[Yung Caffine:] Alright, let's make this song

[Chorus: Yung Caffine]
I don't
Know why
I love
This shit
I don't
Know why
She used
A Broomstick
Yuh
I don't
Know why
I love
This shit
I don't
Know why
She used
A Broomstick
Yuh

[Verse: Anticonf]
I'm out here using a broomstick
I swear, that bitch is like, too thick
I stick my dick in her mouth
And she finna use that shit as like a damn toothpick
I swear, you people are stupid
I really motherfucking knew it
I'm only 13, so, I cannot really like make any song about cupid
I'm on the gamecube, like rubix
I'm awkward, like I'm the new kid
Shout out to Juice WRLD
Shout out to Juice WRLD
He with the dreams, and the lucid
Me and my homies are catching thots
So, it's fuck you to all of you fashion bots
We're so ironic, we're gonna teach educated fathers
How to fucking fassin knots
What's up sonic, bitch, you fast enough?
I'm an astronaut
Getting last or not?
Typing real fast cause, bruh, I just lost
And, my eye just caught, in the parking lot
A thottie sucking cock, and she's fucking socks
Wearing a shirt with the polka-dots
She probably smoked some pot
That the guy just bought
Damn bro, today we have seen a lot

[Chorus: Yung Caffine]
I don't
Know why
I love
This shit
I don't
Know why
She used
A Broomstick
Yuh
I don't
Know why
I love
This shit
I don't
Know why
She used
A Broomstick
Yuh

[Outro]
[Yung Pee Pee:] I'm back...
Yooo, Anticonf what's up dude?
[Anticonf:] Yooo, what's up dude?
[Yung Pee Pee:] Bruh, I haven't seen you in the longest time
[Anticonf:] Same
[Yung Pee Pee:] That's crazy
[Yung Pee Pee:] Yo, we have to make a song, we have to
[Anticonf:] Fuck yeah, fuck yeah
[Yung Pee Pee:] Alright, let's go