[Chorus 1: Both]
We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are from the residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am

[Verse 1: Hilary Duff]
Do you see that thing swimming 'round and 'round?
Maybe we can reach in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon him carefully
There will be a head for you and a tail from me

[Chorus 2: Both]
We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over on our donned cile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

[Verse 2: Haylie Duff Duff]
Do you hear what I hear?
A baby cry
Where we find a baby, there is milk near by
And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty of milk for you
And also some for me
[Chorus 3: Both]
We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over on our donned cile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are from the residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am (no, I am)
There is no finer cat than I am (no, I am)
There are no finer cats than we am