[Intro]
I went to the store to get a green juice (Nah-nah-nah)
Met a pretty boy didn't mean to
He was a hella fine mega-wealthy (Woo!)
Guess that's what I get for drinking healthy

[Verse 1]
Don’t want the tangerine, don’t want the nectarine
A little spirulina, spinach, and some celery
I need my vitamins, cause that’s my medicine
And when I squeeze him, he starts pouring out the Benjamins (Aww)

[Pre-Chorus]
I wasn’t looking for the money wasn’t on my list, but now it is
Just went in for a little honey and my nutrients (Aww)
But look what vegan God gave mе, I left there in his Mеrcedes
I guess this is my karma for giving up all that spray cheese

[Chorus]
I went to the store to get a green juice (Nah-nah-nah)
Met a pretty boy didn't mean to
He was a hella fine mega-wealthy (Woo!)
Guess that's what I get for drinking healthy
Never diggin' gold from the old dudes (Nah-nah-nah)
All I had to do was shop at whole foods
Now my cart is caviar, kale, and emu (Woo!)
Cold pressing on him 'cause he got that green juice
[Verse 2]
He made his fortune young, by watering the lawn
And growing ideas in a garden up in Silicon
He’s so much more than rich, he’s super sensitive
He got a body and he know just what to do with it (Aww)

[Pre-Chorus]
I wasn’t looking for the money wasn’t on my list, but now it is
Just went in for a little honey and my nutrients (Aww)
But look what vegan God gave me, now I'm his sweet sugar baby
I guess this is my karma for cutting out all that diary

[Chorus]
I went to the store to get a green juice (Nah-nah-nah)
Met a pretty boy didn't mean to
He was a hella fine mega-wealthy (Woo!)
Guess that's what I get for drinking healthy
Never diggin' gold from the old dudes (Nah-nah-nah)
All I had to do was shop at whole foods (Wait, which hole?)
Now my cart is caviar, kale, and emu (Woo!)
Cold pressing on him 'cause he got that green juice

[Outro]
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