[Verse]
Bethany the backpack, always looking like a snack
There's nothing inside of you, we love an empty queen
As your owner, Francine, Is an amazing vanilla bean

[Pre-Chorus]
But why oh why did you move seats?
I thought we were both feeling the heat. (Damn.)

[Chorus]
I thought you loved me but you didn't really care
Left me feeling cold and bare. Oh Bethany
I thought you loved me but you didn't really care
Left me feeling cold and bare. Oh Bethany

[Outro]
Oh, why, oh why Bethany?
Oh, why, oh why Bethany?
Oh, why, oh why Bethany?
Oh, why, oh why Bethany?