[Intro]
Ooh, yeah, yeah (Oof)
Roblox Da Gamer (Oof, oof)
H-hey, guys (Oof)
Oof, ow, oof
Hey, guys, I'm doing a parody (Oof, yeah)
Ah, oof, oof
Today I'm going to do a parody of (Oof, oof)
"Crisis", by JASIAH (Yeah)

[Chorus]
Break (Yeah), bacon hair be running up, that's a mistake (Mistake)
When I'm coming, I'll be playing on Jailbreak (Mad City)
And I ain't got no time for simulators (No)
I'm crazy, Phantom Forces in my brain (Yeah)
Bacon hair be running up, that's a mistake (Mistake)
When I'm coming, I'll be playing on Jailbreak (Mad City)
And I ain't got no time for simulators (Yeah)
I'm crazy, Phantom Forces in my brain

[Verse]
Ayy, I'm on Strucid, noobie
If bacon hair run up, I will buck, noobie
Bubblegum Simulator, I'ma jump noobie
Yeah I need a Dominus, you ain't got noobie
Ain't no swervin in Mad City
Got you nervous that I’m really playing inside of MeepCity
Been in Welcome to Bloxburg, and now I'm working, you can see
You a bacon hair, I'm playing Dungeon Quest, playing The Streets
Ayy, play Work at Pizza Place (Yeah)
I'm on an obby, I'm playing (Yeah)
I play Epic Minigames (Yeah)
Get me a limited face

[Chorus]
Break (Yeah), bacon hair be running up, that's a mistake
When I'm coming, I'll be playing on Jailbreak (Mad City)
And I ain't got no time for simulators
I'm crazy, Phantom Forces in my brain (Yeah)
Bacon hair be running up, that's a mistake
When I'm coming, I'll be playing on Jailbreak (Mad City)
And I ain't got no time for simulators (Yeah)
I'm crazy, Phantom Forces in my brain