All:
It's the monster hoedown
Join your claws and swing around
Yeah, it's the monster hoedown
It's the best square dance in town!

Bluz:
First find your friend
Show your claws
And get ready for some fun

Just claw left
Claw right
Claw left
Claw right
Now double claws

One more time
Let's see those claws
The dancing's just begun

Just claw left, (Ink, Frred, L.O.: claw left)
Claw right, (Ink, Frred, L.O.: claw right)
Claw left
Claw right
Now double claws
Yee haw!
All:
'Cause it's the monster hoedown
Join your claws and swing around
Yeah, it's the monster hoedown
It's the best square dance in town!

Bluz:
Listen up
Focus in
This is the hardest part

Jump right
Claw left
Clap three times
Double claws
Now growl and swing around

One more time
Here we go
Dance with all your heart

Jump right, (Ink, Frred, L.O.: jump right)
Claw left, (Ink, Frred, L.O.: claw left)
Clap three times, (Ink, Frred, L.O.: clap three times)
Double claws, (Ink, Frred, L.O.: double claws)
Now growl and swing around
Woo wee!
All:
'Cause it's the monster hoedown
Join your claws and swing around
Yeah, it's the monster hoedown
It's the best square dance in town!

Yes, it's the best square dance in town!
Yee haw!