Bluz:
I have to mess my room up before I get to play

Frred:
I have to take a dirty smelly mud bath every day

L.O.:
After dinner I'm the one that dirties every dish

Bluz, Frred, L.O.:
We could help if it'll add a little bit

Frred:
I have to bring the garbage in every Sunday night

Bluz:
I plant the weeds in the garden just right

Bluz, Frred, L.O.:
I pack the lunchbox. I fill it up with gruel
Then my mom sends me to school

(Chorus)
All:
We've got monster chores to do
Him and her and me and them and you
And everyone can make it fun
Just sing a song, and get it done
L.O.:
If I don't eat my candy, then I don't get dessert

Frred, L.O.:
Before a family portrait, we roll around in dirt

Bluz:
If I forgot to feed the pet tarantula, oh my
He'd be such a hungry guy

(Chorus)
All:
We've got monster chores to do
Him and her and me and them and you
And everyone can make it fun
Just sing a song (Fredd, L.O: Hey!)
We'll sing along (Fredd, L.O: Hey, yeah!)
Yeah, everyone can get it done
If we can have a little fun