Van Vuuren Bros
Where The Fuck Is ABC2?
Why is ABC2 so hard to find?
Is it an actual channel or is it just some lie?
Where is it from?
Is this a joke? There’s no button for it, on the TV remote
If it’s an actual channel like Seven, Nine or Ten, then what is the number that it’s represented by?
“Do you need to have a set top box?” No, I think you’ll only get it if you pay for Foxtel
I don’t know, is it up on the cloud?
“How the fuck does a channel get on top of the cloud?”
It’s an expression! For storing information
But how does that apply to a TV station?
Why the fuck is this channel so hard to find?
Maybe you access this channel by using your mind
“Like the force?”
Yep, right. It’s a bit like celebrity
You get trapped in through legal auditory
So rather than a channel, it is more like a concept, an idea that somebody has to incept
So ABC2 is a dream within a dream?
It’s a dream within a dream within a dream within a fish
That’s the whole thing, there’s no simple solution
It’s fucking abstract, it’s some real elocution, it’s whatever the fuck you want it to be
Is it an East European midget pissing on me?
I spoke, but I don’t know but rather be not
“Like you said that ABC2 is whatever I want?”
It’s whatever you want, but not exactly that
And I feel no closer to find where is that
I think it’s the limits of the sea underground like you don’t want ABC2 to ever be found
Holy fuck up, you know what this is: It’s a whole network that’s run by hipsters