[Chorus]
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General

[Verse 1]
For a great low rate you can get online
Go to the general and save some time
Suck up on my dick shit taste like lime
Dick bouta blow like a fucking land mine
I think with my dick bitch blow my mind
Go to McKee ds bitch I want some pie
Weaboos be screaming like fuck sempai
But when they see me they like fuck it's in my

[Chorus]
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General

[Verse 2]
I don't spit fire I'm deep fried
If I'm on cod I'm set offline
Bing or Google you won't find
Vacuum unless you on that grind
Don't ask me yes I want fries
On the side
Too hot like the playground slide
Hold the door and you're like
You're too kind

[Chorus]
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General

[Skit (Caleb Interlude)]
AYE
Caleb has tiny wiener
Caleb has tiny wiener
Caleb has tiny wiener
Caleb has tiny wiener
Trappy has a tiny wiener
Tyler has a small dick

[Verse 3]
Caleb got a tiny cock
Bet you can't watch
Trappy can't stop
Song just bops
I eat booty like fucking cream pops
Bust inside like cops
Flip phone flops
No sandles
Vacuum you can't handle
You think you got a verse I'm like cancel

[Chorus]
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General
I could buy your hoe
Dollar General