[Verse]
I wanna chew my bubble gum with you
And I wanna walk you home from school
And I wanna carry your books to every class
And I wanna fuck you up the ass

[Chorus]
Girl, don't you know it's true
How much I love you?
I wanna sing it 'cross the land
Oh, won't you hold my hand?

[Bridge]
She tells me that she loves me
Now I'm gonna tell her that I love her
She tells me that she loves me
Now I'm gonna try and fuck her

[Outro]
But where the hell are my priorities?
Left in the hands of the authorities