[MAGGIE]
Please take this message
To Mother from me
Carry it with you
Across the blue sea

[AL]
Dad would take Mom to Roseland
She'd come home with her shoes in her hand

[MAGGIE]
"Mother, oh Mother, wherever I go"

[DIANA]
Mama fat
Always in the kitchen cooking all the time

[MAGGIE]
"Your Maggie is missin' you so"

[SHEILA]
Darling, I can tell you now
Your father went through life with an open fly

[MAGGIE]
"Mother, oh Mother, wherever I go"
[VAL]
Tits! Where are my tits?

[CASSIE]
Listen to your mother
Those stage and movie people got there
Because they're special

[MAGGIE]
"Your Maggie is missin' you so"

[GREG]
You take after your father's side of the family
The ugly side

[PAUL]
Wait until your father gets home

[DON]
Swear to God and hope to die