Friday Night Pyro
September 14th, 2018
Santa Monica, California

Match Card:
M1: Jaques Dudley def. Marc Snow
M2: Leonard McGraw def. Taka Michinoku
M3: Eddie Edwards def. Chris Johnson
M4: Romeo Roselli w/ Kalaliki'ali’i def. Jake Awesome
M5: Plagueground def. Mondo Milk

ruckus - troy clausen waterboarding is illegal
cops arrest Ruckus

Ruckus steals the vacant XPWEW world title

Interaction Clausen and Gertner looking for the title

Clausen describes what Ruckus looks like to unshown officer. Interaction. Short. Black. Bald. Bald head.
Thank you officer
Troy looks at nametag
(S. Lexoni)
Lexoni puts duct tape on Clausen

Clausen > chasing Ruckus segments
Clausen

Slayer/ Jaques

Tanahashi needs to badger Cena
Instead challenge is answered by Golden Bryce

Mick Foley is not here

Delisa Alfonso announces that her son Jake Awesome will be retiring due to a serious medical condition - Jake interrupts her and strong arms her a bit
Delisa says NO! My son has diverticulitis and he should not be wrestling in this ring
Jake says he definitely will not be retiring as he tries to take the microphone
Delisa Alfonso grabs another one
“My son is a liar, he's not a hero. My son witnessed the death of his father and left me financially distressed. When the great Jake Awesome came to all of you in 2006 as a rookie and then in 2008, I'm going to air this information he was paid a 8 million dollar contract for all his work in XPWEW. He gave me nothing. When I went bankrupt he gave me nothing. When I was diagnosed with cancer in 2010 he never visited me.” You all cheer this man. A liar. A judas just like his father. Jake, you are gonna pay, you are gonna pay, for everything you’ve put me through. Karma is coming to collect Anthony. This is real. Jake I met someone, I met a man who loves me and cares after me. Jake 10 years ago like you carelessly left me a widow broken with nothing. 10 years ago you nearly ended this mans career. Jake I've been seeing this man.
*The Truth Infantry enters*
(Steve Blackman puts his arm around Delisa Alfonso)
Steve Blackman: Jake, I've listened to this women tell me the neglect, the pain. I resonated with every thing she said. and Jake she's right. You are gonna pay for trying to end my career at Guilty As Charged 2008. When you threw me off the stage and ended my year long title reign as world champion. And your buddy Mick Foley sealed your fate. Cause me and you will be fighting in an I Quit Match at Anarchy Rulz. but your buddy Mick
The leader of Awesome fan club booked you in a match against Eddie Edwards & Croyle as well. We get to pick the matches and I will defend Delisa's honor as I end your career and karmic justice will be done at Anarchy Rulz
(Steve Blackman kisses Delisa Alfonso)
*Awesome standing in the ring staring at the kiss happening at the ramp. Croyle and Edwards hold Awesome down with a kendo stick
Delisa gets in the ring and slaps and “beats and thumps” on Jake Awesome in the ring


No Limit Tournament
Jake Awesome vs Romeo Roselli w/ Kalalikiali'i
GG disguised as cameraman attacks Romeo with big long sling camera, hits Romeo in the phase

Kalalikiali'i chases after him

GG grabs a mic and hypes Fuck Romeo chant

Leonard McGraw def. Taka Michinoku

Eddie Edwards def. Chris Johnson via submission

Plaguefround debuts defeats Mondo Milk

Jaques Dudley def. Marc Snow