XPWEW
Anarchy Rulz 2018
Anarchy Rulz 2018
Queens, New York
Arther Ashe Stadium Convention Center
September 29th, 2018

Kandi Khaos joins Shane the real McCoy on commentary

Tanahashi enters the arena to a huge ovation

* crowd chants for Cena

Golden Bryce appears to huge boos

M1: Golden Bryce vs Tanahashi w/ Feebee Kinoshiba

Golden Bryce wins

M2: Deathmatch
Heavens Gate Championship
Romeo Roselli vs GG

GG wins

M3: Joe Gacy vs RETURNING Amy Lee

Joe Gacy wins but pulls Amy Lee up lets the crowd give her great ovation
*Backstage: Jaques Dudley reveals new blonde hair Troy Clausen. Dons the name change of Jaques Clausen

M4: Barbed-Wire Massacre
XPWEW World Tag Team Championships
1776 vs TakaNaka

*fan actually jumps in the ring and attacks Leonard McGraw during the match and Masato and Taka beat the hell out of him

Takanaka wins and our the new tag team champions

Backstage: Marc Snow preys to God
“Give my son this title tonight” please please

Delisa Alfonso joins the commentary team with Shane & Kandi

*Jake Awesome comes out to huge boos from this Queens crowd that has never been found of him

M5: Dog Collar Match
Brodie Croyle vs Jake Awesome
Brodie wins and Jake is completely soaked in blood and can't stand up on his own after the match became a gloried handicap with continual Edwards interference

*next match immediately begins

M6: Submission Match
Eddie Edwards vs Jake Awesome
**Eddie wins
*Eddie walks around and just looks at Jake Awesome like a heap of meat left for the vultures. Gets down and applies the crossface and Awesome tries to gain momentum but just ends up tapping

*next match immediately begins

M7: First Blood Match
Will Olaffub vs Jake Awesome

Ollafub wins in 0 seconds due to the blood already existent on Jake's face from the jump. bell rings and bell immediately rings again

*next match immediately begins

M8: I Quit Match
Steve Blackman vs Jake Awesome

*this is probably the most disturbingly chilling match in XPWEW history
*I've never seen Jake or honestly anyone ever look so defeated

*Jake is covered in blood and looks dead he's still in nearly the same spot from the Brodie match. blood from head and leaking down his legs. The white gear he's wearing is not doing any favors.

Blackman honestly drags it out and the crowd absolutely loves it

Blackman then kicks Jake Awesome in the face and the back of the head repeatedly 21 times consecutively. Jake looks dead. Emergency EMTs stand by knowing best to not get involved in the action watch on in the distance outside the ring

21 straight shinzo kicks
around the 15th Laura Vandervoort junmps the rail and tries to cover Jakes head but Blackman kicks it anyway security tries to get but Edwards and Croyle hold down the ropes and start throwing barbed wire from the earlier massacre match over the ropes as a guard
Jake essentially unconscious can't say I Quit

Troy Clausen and Micheal Bradford as well as arena staff come out and Clausen gives this shoot "stop" shaking hands at Blackman

dulling silence hits the crowd until the PA announces and your winner Steve Blackman

On commentary Kandi Khaos said she has a weak stomach and can't watch much more

Awesome is drove off in strecther cart up the ramp to middle fingers and other debris threw at him

M9: XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship
3 way 60 minutes Iron Man match

Slayer vs Jaques Clausen vs Ruckus

Ruckus pins Jaques
Ruckus pins Slayer
Ruckus 2 Slayer 0 Jaques 0
Slayer pins Ruckus
Ruckus pins Slayer
Ruckus 3 Slayer 1 Jaques 0
Jaques pins Slayer
Jaques pins Slayer again right after
Jaques pins Ruckus
Ruckus 3 Jaques 3 Slayer 1
**Marc Snow interfears and hits Ruckus with the title and puts Slayer over him
Slayer pins Ruckus
Slayer submits Ruckus
Ruckus 3 Jaques 3 Slayer 3
***3 minutes left
*Slayer applies hold on Jaques nothing..he wont tap
2 minutes left
Ruckus hits the bank roll on both of them and Troy Clausen pulls him out
1 minute left
Slayer rolls on top of Jaques
Slayer 4 Ruckus 3 Jaques 3
*Marc Snow carries Slayer up the ramp with 52 seconds left
Ruckus chopblocks Marc Snow
32 seconds left
Al Snow jumps out of porta potty stage prop by the entrance way hits Ruckus in the back of the head with a glass lamp and lamp shade
Ruckus crumbles and Clausen can't wait up a prone Jaques in the ring as time expires
Final: Slayer 4 Ruckus 3 Jaques 3
AND NEWWWWW XPWEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SLAYER!!!!!