XPWEW
Friday Night Pyro (May 8th, 2020)
XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Episode: 425 Date: May 8th, 2020 Network: VICE Location: The Barracks @ Los Angeles, California
Opening Segment: The Set enters with Ruckus up front a center and they are cheesing with smiles ear go ear as Ruckus showcases the Jordan 4’s he’s wearing during the walk to the ring Jordan Oliver shines them with a rag Myron and Kotto are over the top with the compliments about them
(Ofcourse the shoes Ruckus are sporting are the shoes that were took from Bryce during a 5 on 1 beatdown last week)
Ruckus on the mic Ruckus: I’m gonna cut the bullshit and ask Alveno La Flare a question so Alveno get out here man
Alveno La Flare enters (((Nick Simmonds reiterates the point that Alveno is actually the shoot cousin of XPWEW World Champ Golden Bryce)) Alveno on the mic Alveno: Ruckus Wednesday I checked my phone and I had a tweet from you, I didn’t retweet, I didn’t like it. Quite frankly man I ignored it Siaka: You don’t even know what he was gonna ask you Blood! Damn! Jordan: It has nothing to do with the fact that we could possibly be opponents at LD7. Alveno from the bottom of my heart I don’t wanna defend my title against you! You’re talented! You’re likable and that’s more I can say about Golden Bryce Alveno: Golden Bryce is my cousin... Ruckus: That’s my whole point right there! He is your cousin! That’s your family! When he was world champ did he ever once give you a shot? Think about it? Veno! Did he ever once! ONCE! Speak to somebody in the officer about you? Alveno you are too talented to be ignored. You’ve been hear what? Couple months? A year almost? I don’t know but bro you ain’t been having matches, You haven’t been spotlighted yet your very own cousin is in with the office? That’s not how family does ya is it? Kotto: That’s why we have a proposition for you vro Myron: We took it upon ourself to ask you man to man. Will you join The Set? Ruckus unfolds a “The Set” t-shirt and holds it over Alveno’s shoulder
(The Set behind the commentary desk bullying Nick Simmonds and hitting on Kaitlyn Khaos in the background) ((Siaka and Ruckus actually on commentary)) “Scouting Alveno La Flare”
•Winner will challenge Jordan Oliver for the XPWEW Juniorweight Title at Lockdown 7 on May 23rd, 2020
Number One Contender-Ship Match M1: Jacques Dudley defeats Alveno La Flare
Myron, Kotto and Jordan Oliver rush in an Jordan gets forehead to forehead with Jacques Jacques pulls the mic up to his lips angrily and intense Jacques: “When they introduced the “Juniorweight” Title it almost seemed like they did it for me, that’s a Title I would have held and never lost if it was around years before you came here. You are a boy in a mans world. Lockdown is where I shine. Let me remind you ive parkoured’ over a lockdown stage, I’ve won main events on that stage. Jordan I’m gonna make you famous. Jordan: grabs mic out of Jacques hand Jordan: Bro you are so irrelevant now. You fell off. You’re done. Old news. Old product. Old stock. I’ve been Juniorweight Champion 271 days and Lockdown will make it 286. I’ve only lost one match in the year 2020. Bro you was on a losing streak. You got away with that bit when you lose to Jordan Oliver at Lockdown 7 there gonna start to NOTICE you been fell off *Drops mic walks out
Backstage Interview: James Westerbeck: “Golden Bryce! Tonight you have to defeat all members of the set to keep them out of ringside and are you getting your shoes back? Bryce: I will beat The Set tonight. I will get my shoes back. I will prove to the world on the 23rd! That I can win when the lights shine bright! And the city of Dubai shines brighter than any city in the world and on the biggest stage I will not fail because.....I can’t lose.... walks away
1 on 1 M2: Simon Gotch w/ Mandy Leon defeats Dragon Kid
General Manager Romeo Roselli’s Office: All Man and All Woman look eye to eye with The Death Machines (Audrey Carbine and Joe Gacy) Gacy hocks a lougie spits in All Man’s face
(All Woman starts to scrap with them but Audrey snatched her and puts her in an arm bar and tries to break her arm.
They break a vase They break a glass table furniture piece in the room and the scene is chaos
((Romeo is screaming stop it! Guys stop it!))
((Security bumbles then around))
((Romeo walks through the hallway and Champagne Clausen is practically murdering Freight Train))
Well that escalated quickly
Champagne holds Freight Train hostage and forces Troy Clausen to come save him. Train eats the consequences of the champagne bottle to his head and handcuffs him then hits him in head with a steel chair multiple times reminiscent of Mankind vs The Rock at Royal Rumble 99’ in terms of the continually violent chair shots to the head of Freight Train
Looking straight like the bloody chainsaw scene from American Psycho Champagne into the camera “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
In ring segment: Leonard McGraw with Ms. Ryu
McGraw and Ms. Ryu run down Garrett Thompson He challenges him 1 on 1 at Lockdown 7 And just so I ain’t got no distractions ((McGraw clotheslines Ryu out of her shoes)) James Westerbeck with a microphone runs over to McGraw frantically “Why did you just clothesline your manager” McGraw responds: Don’t Trust Anybody! ((McGraw clotheslines James Westerbeck!))
((McGraw clotheslines James Westerbeck))
((McGraw clotheslines a cameraman while walking up the ramp. McGraw grabs the camera and speaks directly into it and before he can speak any words Garrett Thompson comes down and brawls with him until security separates them))
Garrett Thompson pounces McGraw through off the stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!?!??!!!!
M3: Doxy Deity defeats Kiera Hogan w/ Brian Lee
After the match: Prisiclla Kelly looks at both of them and holds up the title high and Romeo announces indeed! The XPWEW World Women’s Title will be defended in a 3 Way Dance at Lockdown 7! Priscilla Kelly vs Doxy Deity vs Kiera Hogan!!!!!
1 on 1 M4: Jake Awesome defeats Lotus
After the match Rosemary creeps up behind Jake with a knife to his throat (Jake holds both hands up not making any sudden movement) Slayer: “It’s an insult to me as a performer that we won’t be the main event of Lockdown 7. It’s an insult to me that you feel you’ve ran out of accomplishments and you treat the International Title as a secondary accomplishment. It’s not gonna be a cake walk ok? We go back! A long long long time! We know each other very well! And you more than anyone know what I’m capable of and so help me I will snap my fingers and Rosemary will slit your throat right here and now in front of anybody if you think you are better than me ...... Jake: You love this don’t you? You love this attention? I just beat your daughter, ended her little undefeated streak tonight. You got your goon? girlfriend? sex slave? BSDM partner? I dunno what you guys are? But I do know this! I know you! I know the Starven family! It’s the most Shameless family I’ve ever seen! A family obsessed with attention and deprived of humility. I’m insulted...You think I’m gonna let this stop me from doing this ((Jake quickly pulls the knife from Rosemary’s hand and chucks it out the ring and holds Rosemary hostage and Slayer backs up and holds his hand up Slayer mouths “Save it for Lockdown big man. Save your energy.” Jake puts Rosemary down Jake stares deep into Rosemary’s eyes
Lotus from behind jumps on Jake’s back
Rosemary grabs the knife and cuts a slit right in the stomach of Jake Awesome and leaves a gory slit leaking blood from Awesome’s stomach
Rosemary licks the bloody knife
Lotus and Rosemary join Slayer at the ramp and Slayer holds up the XPWEW International Championship
The Set enters
Golden Bryce enters
Gauntlet Match (If Bryce wins The Set will be banned from ringside at Lockdown 7) (If Bryce loses The Set will be allowed at ringside at Lockdown 7)
1 on 1 M5: Golden Bryce defeats Jordan Oliver
1 on 1 M6: Golden Bryce defeats Myron Reed
1 on 1 M7: Golden Bryce defeats Kotto Brazil
1 on 1 M8: Golden Bryce defeats Siaka Lexoni
Ruckus: Woah Woah Woah! Nah You got one more member of The Set! (((Bryce thinking Ruckus is gonna have Lockdown 7 come a little early)
Chrissy Rivera enters
Bryce beats her with just 1 move (6 Rings)
1 on 1 M9: Golden Bryce defeats Chrissy Rivera in 6 seconds
Golden Bryce flexes intense with the world title
The Set at the stage
Myron, Kotto and Jordan spray lighter fluid all over Bryce’s shoes that Ruckus stole last week
Ruckus throws a lighter on top igniting Bryce’s Jordan 4’s into a fiery blaze and the show ends
Bryce in the ring staring at The Set setting those shoes on fire Show Ends