Show: XPWEW Friday Night Pyro'
Date: Friday October 9th, 2020
Episode: 447
Channel: VICE TV

Opening Segment: The Vaudevillains come out to everyones chagrin. A bit of a surprise as we are not accustomed to seeing Simon Gotch, Aiden English and Mandy Leon at the top of the program. They trudge down to the ring looking very focused. Gotch grabs the mic and shrieks that they are tired of being overlooked. We are putting the tag teams in XPWEW on notice. The Set have rеndered themsеlves malignant from the Appalachia event. Aiden takes the mic and does an a capella rendition of John Denver's Take Me Hoooooooooooooome.



Aiden: Why are the upper brass management bringing in a new team to challenge the withering windsock of a tandem in Golden Bryce and Alveno Flame.



Why not us! Why not The Marauder! Why not the Drama King!

XPWEW feed us!



- XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion: Leonard McGraw enters

---- Leonard stares up and down in disgust at The Vaudevillains.

Simon Gotch: What are you looking at?

Leonard: Well goddamn Simon and Garfunkel I'm a huge fan I don't really have the words to describe how I feel. Except.....
I was told, take what you want, don't piss and moan

That's why somebody like Alveno will never be a world champion. Thats why Golden Bryce will never be able to hold this belt long. Thats also why two rodeo clowns like y'all ain't getting no damn opportunities

- Your soft

- Weak!

- Puny

- Feeble

- Your Dull

- Your Boring

- You suck

- You ain't worth a rats ass

- Aiden: A rat what????

<<>>

1 on 1
M1: The Marauder Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon & Aiden English) def. Jacob "The Man Scout" Manning

Backstage: Garrett Thompson pre recorded hype promo depicts his background as a bareknuckle boxer in the streets of Wales and the UK



1 on 1

M2: Garrett Thompson def. GG

- After the match Leonard comes down and nails Garrett with a steel chair. Garrett rolls up with a spigot of blood spewing from his forehead. Unique blade job



Backstage: An angry irate Simon Gotch and Aiden English vow to take on anybody at the Appalachia event



- Kiera Hogan enters

M4: Amy Lee def. Kiera Hogan

- El Demonio says he is nursing an injury that may keep him off tv for 6 months sadly he suffered a bone spur in both his feet


- 3M3 enters

- Death Machines enters

Tag Team Action

M5: Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine def. [3M3] 3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo

After the match: Alveno comes down and attacks Gacy and Carbine from revenge of last week. Ultimately Golden Bryce spears Audrey Carbine through a table set up earlier by Gacy. Gacy pummels Bryce until, Alveno has the chair ready! He swings, Bryce ducks and the chair decks Gacy. Bryce shoves Alveno on his ass.

To which Ruckus, Awesome, Lexoni, Myron, Kotto & Jordan come down and separate Bryce & Alveno.

The Set talks to and calms down Alveno and Alveno 1/2 of the tag team champions with Bryce ACTUALLY leaves with The Set leaving his older cousin Bryce behind. What is happening to the tag team champs?



NEXT WEEK!!!! Golden Bryce & Alveno will defend the tag team titles against Death Machines (Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine)



- Myron Reed enters with Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver

- Masato Tanaka enters

Main Event!!!!

M6: Masato Tanaka def. Myron Reed meaning at Appalachia on the 25th Tanaka will get a title opportunity against Jordan Oliver for the XPWEW Juniorweight Title on the 25th at Appalachia



- Leonard gets a moment from XPWEW interviewer James Westerbeck and says he has come up with a stipulation for his XPWEW world title defense on October 25th against Garrett Thompson.

"I thought about it and I will dedicate my match at the Appalachia event. to the west virginia coal miners who gave life and limb in those shafts up there in West Virginia so, James I'll give ya the scoop. It's gonna be a Coal Miners Glove match, alright? Look it up. Garrett welcome to Merica boy"