[Skit]
This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill. At this time close and secure all possible entrances to your home. Turn off all electronic devices, including your lights. Do not look out any windows, and close yourself in a room that has minimal entrances and no windows. Do not respond to anyone or anything outside of your home no matter how human they may sound. Do not attempt to investigate any light or noise outside of your house. Do not look in the mirror, or at any reflective objects. Most importantly, remain calm at all times