[Intro: God]
Rawr
In a world
Where rap is dead and the people of earth are suffering
One man can lift them from their peril
In his first studio album
He'll intrigue, excite, seduce and expand your mind
With legendary production from Rufus T. McGillicuddy
And features from the graduates, Bassil, Ayssar and many more
Jerbear is here to tell you the Legend of a Big Man

[Verse 1: JerBear]
Need a Vegas Vacay I wanna get litty I wanna crazy
I'm hyped up, already
I got here, real early
I'm ready, I'm ready
For Vegas, I'm Ready
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'M READY
LETS GO
We gonna get money
Then head to Sao Paulo
Got money to blow, hella liquor to swallow
Got gambling to do, and hookers to follow
I'm gonna try crack and steal babies bottles
Ohhhh baby
I need this Vegas vacay
Uhhhhhh
Meet with the boys and then we split up
One goes to cruise the other throws up
I go to gamble the other gets fucked so you know that it's lit, girls party with us
Take a new bitch then get hitched in a truck
Buy a Ferrari, crash in the dump
Steal a big tank, blow up the dump
Play some Fortnite, get double pumped
[Chorus: Rufus T. McGillicuddy]
The money
The drugs
The mafia thugs
The strippers only giving me hugs
Ooooooo I wanna Vegas Vacay
Ooooooo take me to Vegas baby
The tourists
The slots
The hustlers
The shots
The losing all your money to them thots
I wanna a Vegas Vacay
Ooooooo take me to Vegas baby

[Verse 2: E-Rik]
Come with me on a Vegas vacation
Drank all day and we fill our nights with fun
Come on y'all I'm bringing everyone
Girl the party really starts at one

[Verse 3: Saint Mackenzie]
Girl don't be selfish
It's just me and you
Let's get married by Elvis
It's a dream come true
[Chorus: Rufus T. McGillicuddy]
The money
The drugs
The mafia thugs
The strippers only giving me hugs
Ooooooo I wanna Vegas Vacay
Ooooooo take me to Vegas baby
The tourists
The slots
The hustlers
The shots
The losing all your money to them thots
I wanna a Vegas Vacay
Ooooooo take me to Vegas baby

[Verse 4: Bassil]
These n***as can’t compete
They the dirt beneath my feet
They should sit down have a seat
Cuz I’m the king they’ll never meet
I love getting head
I love getting bread
And when I’m in Vegas there’s nothing to be said

[Verse 5: JerBear]
I said baby don’t you get so crazy
Feeling sauced my head is hazy
But we know what must be done
We head to Vegas on the daily
Indulge in sins smoke a bong with Hades
I’m infected got Vegas rabies
The only cure that is not a vax
Is to spend my money until I’m out of pennies
[Bridge]
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
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Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
Vegas Vacay
VEGAS VACAY

[JerBear]
Boys I’m going crazy
Got molly for seven babies

[E-Rik]
We out in Vegas with these hot ass ladies
Bitch you know it’s E-Rik don’t you ever play me

[JerBear]
Got so krunk climbed up the sphinx
Fell straight down had too many drinks

[Saint Mackenzie & Mikey D]
I am
Off the wonka
Ass so phat
Look like a Tonka

[JerBear]
Stole from a bank, but didn’t get rolled
If she pull on my crank, I’m giving her gold

[Rufus T. McGillicuddy]
Pulling my crank the dank is rolled
Got some drink that spicy cold

[JerBear]
Making money never stops
Vibe electric a million watts

[Bassil]
I’m not here to play around
Unless it’s slots then I’m going down

[Chorus]
The money
The drugs
The mafia thugs
The strippers only giving me hugs
Ooooooo I wanna Vegas Vacay
Ooooooo take me to Vegas baby
The tourists
The slots
The hustlers
The shots
The losing all your money to them thots
I wanna a Vegas Vacay
Ooooooo take me to Vegas baby

[Outro: JerBear]
Vegaaaassssss
Yeah
Yeah
Vacaaaaaayyyy
It’s a fucking Vegas Vacaayyyyy
It’s a Vegas vacaaaaayyyyy
It’s a Vegaaaasssss
It’s a Vacaaaayyyy
It’s a Vegas Vacay
Take me to Vegas babaaayyyyy

(burp)

Gross!