[Intro]
Cheers (Oh-oh, oh-oh)
Sippin’ on his nut like it’s beer (Oh-oh, oh-oh)
Death Race for Gluck (Oh-oh, oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh-oh-oh)

[Verse]
Man of the queer, still got problems
STI down there, feels real awful (Ouch)
Playin' with myself, do it too often
JK, my meat is so awesome
(Um) I'm running up funds
Schlong full of squirt, let's have fun
No adults, just children
9 year olds, hotter than the sun

[Chorus]
Just whip it out
Meat in my mouth (Uh)
Swirl it around
Cheers to the golden queers (Queers)
Let's drop our pants, let's stroke and prance
I know your parents hate me, I know your parents hate me
Let's drop our pants and stroke and prance
I know your parents hate me, and so do all the cops too (Uh)
[Verse]
They say my schlongs long, but my shrimp fans forever (Uh)
But from the way I'm sizin' up
I'll prolly be longschlong forever
I date a shrimp dong, it’ll be small and short for forever
Even with implants, these other dongs are decent forever
My man said he saw a horsedong in the hotel lobby (Uh)
Well love, let's suck it together
We got 6 dongs to our backs, kinda hurts, always has, dongs pointed up, we getting pleasured forever

[Chorus]
Children around
I'll touch them now
Infants around
Cheers to the golden queers
Children around
I'll touch them now (Uh)
Infants around
Cheers to the golden queers (Queers)
Let's drop our pants, let's stroke and prance
I know your parents hate me, I know your parents hate me
Let's drop our pants and stroke and prance
I know your parents hate me, and so do all the cops too