[Verse 1]
She's a half-Jewish blonde from Pasadena
Spin me on a Gravitron, so sick, I leave her
But I know it won't be long, I'll rock my sneakers
To the front of her front door, I want more

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey mama, won't you treat me right?
All day and night until my troubles are long gone

[Chorus]
Wham, bam
I like the way I feel when you come around
My serotonin buzz
Wham
We're the couple kids in a real shit town
Do you love me, Diane?

[Verse 2]
She wears flowers in her hair, my perfect circle
She gets comfy everywhere, jump in her whirlpool
It's totally unfair how nothing verbal
Could do justice to her form, I want more

[Chorus]
Wham, bam
I like the way I feel when you come around
My serotonin buzz
Wham
We're the couple kids in a real shit town
Do you love me, Diane?
Do you love me, Diane?
Do you love me, Diane?