Rucka Rucka Ali
Adolf’s Paradise
[Intro]
Rucka Rucka Ali! A-A-A-A-A, Ali
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[Verse 1]
As I walk into Poland with an army of men
I take a look at my Reich, and realize it's grown big
'Cause I've been purging so much of Europe that
Even Mussolini's saying "let's slow it up"
But I ain't ever took a land that didn't deserve it
Aryans not in charge, you know that's a chutzpah
You best prepare coffins, I won't soften
The Jews and the Gypsies all must die at once
I hate to be a dick, but it's natural law
We are very, very strong, and don't get along with Jews
I'm the kind of leader all the Germans wanna be like
Socialist, national in front of millions shouting "Sieg Heil!"

[Chorus]
I've been leading the Third Reich
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I've been starting World War Zwei
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I made Greece & Belgium mein
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I've been killing ‘Bergs and ‘Steins
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
[Verse 2]
Look at the situation of our inflation
I don't mean to invade France, but they are very weak
They bent over in June 1940
We just wanted to pass through on our way to Turkey
Our educated youth wears long funny socks
I'm a 10 in my looks, and I'm named for a fox
Was a soldier in World War I and a painter
But I was rejected twice from Art Vienna School
Weimar Republic had some problems, so I said
"Kill the Social Democrats, cripples and gays"
In '43, Jews tried to rise up in Warsaw
But we burned the whole ghetto to the floor

[Pre-Chorus]
Tell me why don't we, hate Japanese?
Oh, we'll sort through them in World War III

[Chorus]
I took Poland and Norway
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I will conquer Earth and sky
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
My men goose step wearing tights
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I made Dutchmen ride on bikes
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
[Verse 3]
Shave the heads of Juden, lead them to the shower
Burn them in the kiln, just to show my power
Switzerland is neutral, but England really bombed the fuckin' Scheiße out of Dresden, and USA's awakened
The Soviets have entered Berlin, and I'm thinking
“A bullet to the brain might just be the next best thing
I guess that's it, I guess I lost and I fucked up
But I just did it for the memes and lulz, dude!”

[Chorus]
I didn't mean to start a fight
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I just wanted Gesundheit
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
We got owned by the Allies
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I thought we were the good guys
Living in an Adolf's Paradise

[Outro]
Tell me why did we turn on Ruskis?
And the Japs pulled in Americanese
Give Eichmann my keys, head to Buenos Aires
You can hide out there from Israelis
Heil