[Intro]
The following album is meant for a mature audience only
So don't listen if you don't have pubes
If your driving your mother's car, turn it up now
And if your mother's in the car, tell that old bitch to get out
And if that pissed her off, she's on the rag
And if she's not on the rag, bitch got menopause
No more babies

[Chorus]
Rucka Rucka Ali!
Fuck YouTube can't hold me down
Haters gonna hate when you rich and brown
Weird Al is so old, he got a foot in the ground
Now I'm drownin' in this money just for bein' a clown
Fuck YouTube, y'all deletin' my shit
Five hundred million views and my name on your tits
Rucka's Nuckas made me the number one hit
So if you ain't Rucka's Nuckas, you can suck on my dick

[Verse]
This the intro, bitch
Before we come through your window
Fuck you with my fist while you playin' Nintendo?
With your friend, yo? Send your money to me
You'll get your refund when I bomb your country
I would be nice to you faggots, sayin' "Stop it, already!"
But DJ Not Nice got the media sweatin'
BBC reports "Racist videos are gettin' kids in trouble"
But they won't mention my name in my obituary
[Chorus]
Fuck YouTube can't hold me down
Haters gonna hate when you rich and brown
Weird Al is so old, he got a foot in the ground
Now I'm drownin' in this money just for bein' a clown
Fuck YouTube, y'all deletin' my shit
Five hundred million views and my name on your tits
Rucka's Nuckas made me the number one hit
So if you ain't Rucka's Nuckas, you can suck on my dick