[Intro]
Yeehaw!
I’m high as hell right now

[Chorus]
So that one faggot, JB
He told his mom and dad
“That black kid made fun of me
It’s not fair!“
And his mom said
“Yeah, so go to bed, it's 6:30.“ (School night!)
And the Canadians at JewTube said
“You fuck with me? DELETE! Hahaha!“
But everyone knows Justin’s still a
Faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
Ah-ooh
You’re still a faggot, JB

[Verse]
All I said is that Justin blows old men and then, pays them for head
It’s like saying Canadians have AIDS
They know they’re gay in bed
If we all agree JB sucks the D
I don’t see why the Chineses at JewTube deleted “Justin’s Beaver”
Either ’cause they hate me
’Cause they're racist, ’cause I’m Black
Or they’re just mad I got more fans than the faggots that they back
And if you bastards fuck around with me
Deletin’ shit like that
My nuckas load it back up faster
Than Justin can suck a…
What? (Hee-hee)
And when Canada gets blasted by the Black man in office
We’ll be laughin’ at you faggots in your caskets and your coffins
And in fact, we’ll enslave you all for all the pain you’ve caused us
A Canadian slave in every home
[Chorus]
’Cause that's one faggot, JB (He's a handsome lady)
He told his mom and dad
“That black kid made fun of me
I think he’s black
But then, in the same breath
He says he’s half-Japanese
I’m confused!“
And then, his mom called up the Jews that choose what’s PC
(He said WHAT!?)
And they took down my song ’cause I said
Faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
Ah-ooh (Huh, huh, huh!)
You’re still a faggot, JB

[Bridge]
Now, there is something
And it called “free speech“
And it doesn’t end when Canadians get offended like a bitch
I been in bad Korea
And I fought in Vietnam
And I would be in Afghanistan
But I left my legs back in Taiwan
I see what’s goin’ on
And I think it’s fuckin’ wrong!
Someone called Washington said
“Y’all could say what the fuck you want!“
And I like that Rucker song
And then, JewTube took it down
It’s like livin’ under Stalin
And even he likes “Ching Chang Chong!“
Why you take my nice song down?
I like rice, you dykes are dumb
You like that guy, Justin’s song?
It sucks my tiny, Chine’e wong
Where were you on that one morning
On the day of nine-one-one?
If you’re like me
You wanted to bomb Canada just for fun
[Chorus]
I know some faggot, JB (He’s a handsome lady)
And every time he sings, the girls all squirt through their jeans
(Squirt like a hose)
And everybody’s mom says, "Damn, too bad he’s 13!"
(’Cause he’s a handsome lady)
And he says stuff like, "Hip-Hop and Rap embrace me."
(Oh, yah)
But everybody knows Justin’s a faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
F-f-f-faggot, faggot, faggot
Ah-ooh
You’re still a faggot, JB

[Outro]
Really, dawg? Again?
I totally showed my mom your video, bruh!
Good luck with that!
You’re gonna be grounded for, like, at least a week
Oh, look my first pube! Sweet!
Uh, uh, baby, baby, ba-
Dammit!
MOM!