I'm Asian
So no one understand anything I say
All I can do
Is take your order for sweet and sour soup
When I try to say hi, no one understands
So I have no friends
When they ask me for rice, they need to ask me twice
My English is bad
But if we’re talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me
We talk it all day long
If you come say hi
It would be nice
Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong

But if we're talking Chinese