[Chorus]
I pull them over
Turn off the cameras and I park
They'll find out no one rapes like a cop
No one rapes like a cop

[Verse 1]
I went out to patrol last night
Saw a girl drivin' a pretty Chrysler, I rolled it
She could have stoled it
Do you know why I pulled you over, ma'am?
She said, "Was it 'cause I'm textin' men my colon?"
"I was just trollin'"
Then I got out my fuckin' gun
Said, "I'm afraid ma'am that the law's been broken"
"Let's get pokin'"
And both our fuckin' hands are tied up now

[Chorus]
In this world of violence
I'm all you have against the sharks
When there's a shark
I control the record
No one will watch me in the dark
When I'm out in the dark
I pull them over
Turn off the cameras and I park
They'll find out no one rapes like a cop (Mm-mm-mm-mm)
No one rapes like a cop
[Verse 2]
Said now you're free to go, good night
She said, "You raped me," I said I don't recall this
Would you like to report it?
I'll take your rape kit with me
Make sure to test it and we'll see results then
Give you a call then
There's nothing I can do much more than that
There's not enough of funding we get now

[Chorus]
In this world of violence
We're all that's standing in her path
She won't pass
We control the record
So who'll watch the watchers in our wrath?
We expunge the path
I pull them over
Turn off the cameras and I park
They'll find out no one rapes like a cop (Mm-mm-mm-mm)
No one rapes like a cop
They'll find out no one rapes like a cop (Mm-mm-mm-mm)
No one rapes like a cop

[Verse 3]
I thought I would serve and protect
But of my soul, there's nothing left, I'm broken
Who was I jokin'?
It's not that I can't introspect and stop
But with justice gone, we deal with fist and cock
[Chorus]
In this world of violence
I'm all you have against the sharks
When there's a shark
I control the record
No one will watch me in the dark
When I'm out in the dark
I pull them over
Turn off the cameras and I park
They'll find out no one rapes like a cop (Mm-mm-mm-mm)
No one rapes like a cop
They'll find out no one rapes like a cop (Mm-mm-mm-mm)
No one rapes like a cop