[Intro]
The Asians’ gettin’ the check

[Verse 1]
I’m Chinini, rollin’ with my beanie
I think God’s computer froze when he tried to render me, me
I no put peepee in your Coke or martini
Why you blame the Chinese? It was Ayatollah Khomeini, ehh

[Refrain]
I got Coronus on my eye, on my eyes
Tell Trump to close the border now or we’ll die

[Chorus]
‘Cause they Chinese, they got a disease
Better pray you don’t get Corona from me

[Verse 2]
I’m Chinini, I’m into math and reading
North Korea ‘bout to blow, driving really ain’t my thingy, nah
I’m at the TV watching Dream and Genie
Say hello to Mr. Feany, I no have teeny peenie, I

[Refrain]
I got Corona for my rice, for my rice
Tell Trump, “put up the wall right now” or try
[Verse 3]
I made a wonton out of a fuckin’ bat
Now we got six minutes ‘til we’re fuckin’ dead
I got corn virus on my leg
Now we gotta lick a doorknob and have sex
I don’t know how, but...

[Chorus]
They Chinese, they have Crohn’s disease
Better pray, get those carnivores from me

[Outro]
The Asians’ gettin’ the check
This is a public service announcement from government of China! Please wear mask and pray to black Jesus your food does not contain any corn! Thank you, come again