If I could buy me a dog
And turn him to a rug
I would already have me one dead on the floor
PETA would find where I live
They'd kill my wife and kid
So it’s probably a good thing, I ain't doing that shit

PETA's are all just gangsters
With hard-ons for nature
And just ’cause they got molested, we all shouldn't eat meat
They have a final solution
Just like Hitler's Jew-shit
They want to kill everyone that's not a pussy

1939
Ronald McDonald tells children hamburgers grow in burger patches and love to be eaten
Billions of animals are marched to their slaughter in a Holocaust of biblical proportions
These are the Inglorious Faggots
The People with an Erection for reTarded Animals

They got vaginas between all their feet
So they always get mad when they smell fish
They would have cancer from not eating meat
But they get protein from swallowing (Jizz)

If they catch you with pork in your mouth
Or if you're running a test on chimpanzees
To learn how make-up will look on their face
Them PETAs will start a fire
They'll burn your house to the ground
If I could buy me a dog
And make him bite someone
I would already have him eat a couple vegans
But PETAs have lots of friends
Like tigers and lions
So them animals would eat up my dog and then me

PETAs are kind of racist
They think that Kanye West
Should not be allowed to wear fur on his feet
But if a n***a don't wear shit
That is real expensive
He'd probably get shot by some other MC’s

They always act like they love animals
But they really don’t like human beings
'Cause one of their neighbors or uncles fondled their junk
So they blame it on the rest of us (I hate you)

They’re mad 'cause some chickens got mirked
For us to get us some lunch at KFC
But with bacon, that shit's kinda good
So if you bitches won't try it, get out the damn restaurant

There’s a country where they won't eat the sacred cow
I think it's called Indiana
They kill their baby girls because they like baby boys
If I could buy me a dog
And turn him to a rug
I would already have me one dead on the floor
PETA would fine where I live
They'd kill my wife and kid
So it's probably a good thing, I ain't doing that shit

PETAs are all just gangsters
With hard-ons for nature
And just 'cause they got molested, we all shouldn't eat meat
They have a final solution
Just like Hitler's Jew-shit
They want to kill everyone that's not a pussy

And on...the faggots march
Protecting...all that is alive
Accompanied by...the Hollywood Vagitarians
Paul McCartney
Alicia Silverstone
Probably Lindsay Lohan