[Intro]
Yeah
Windy City Heat
10 years
Let's way go back in the day (How far back?)
Way back
2003

[Verse 1]
A new movie came on TV
About a sports P.I
Who just wants to find
A stolen fridge
Perry was a kid with a dream
And a fake disability scheme
Perry fucked up the audition real hard
So they gave him some part Carson Daly didn't want
John Quincy Adams was only on the phone
But Perry got a boner on the set of Oklahomos
Perry Caravello took some shits
While the stunt double fucked his bitch
Chillin' with the guys
Munchin' on Spanish Fly
What Perry calls another fucking day in paradise
Why was the red bat even there?
Why did Perry make them miss the premiere?
Some questions remain from the past 10 years
But one thing stays real motherfuckin' clear
[Chorus]
Perry knocked over the table
I saw it on basic cable
Perry knocked over the table
Perry's not really disabled
Perry knocked over the table
Perry hangs out at The Rainbow
Perry's a fucking Dago
Perry never denied being gay though

[Verse 2]
Perry sued Mole, Don, Kimmel and Bobcat
Then he damn near ruined the podcast
Perry I gotcha a contract
It says suck my dick and lick my nut sack bitch
Sign here while I cum on your tits
Because I'm fucking your bitch right in front of your kids
The contract's signed
You belong to me now
You can run it by Sol Sternbergowitz-Greenbaum
Yo Perry
Don't try to fuck with me
Your real's Kyle The Handjob Dicky
You can't get chicks
So you're sticking your dick inside Wolfie's mouth
Nah get off me sick
You worship a dog that created the AIDs
When I see you in the street Imma break all your legs
Try to fight back with the Javahoe curse
I beat your ass worse than William Randolph Hearst
[Chorus]
Perry knocked over the table
I saw it on basic cable
Perry knocked over the table
Perry's not really disabled
Perry knocked over the table
Perry hangs out at The Rainbow
Perry's a fucking Dago
Perry never denied being gay though

[Verse 3]
How the fuck do you expect me to get this part?
Breaks in this door
Breaks in this door
If you can get me some crap or some poop
When it's good it's good
The best acting out there is real stuff
It's coming
Yeah just like an orgasm is cumming
Stick and stones will break some bones
Pissing me off
Man it's pissing me off

[Perry Interlude]
I'm a fag
I'm a fag
Gonna be doing a lot of cock sucking
[Chorus] x2
Perry knocked over the table
I saw it on basic cable
Perry knocked over the table
Perry's not really disabled
Perry knocked over the table
Perry hangs out at The Rainbow
Perry's a fucking Dago
Perry never denied being gay though

[Outro]
Yeah I guess there's a little Perry in all of us
I guess there's a little bit of all of us in Perry's mouth
10 years
Peace out