[Verse 1]
Back before you started shit
Yeah, I was down with you
But now you fucked with Rucka’s Nuckas
Naw, I won’t clown with you
Up inside your mansion
Fat bitches sandwich you
Randy Callahan busted off in your hand with you

What you got in your bag full of tricks?
Probably lube and a bag full of dicks
Could be one, maybe two, maybe six
Juggling dicks since ‘96
Handful of candy for the kids you tricks
Nobody really knows who you is
Nobody knows you in the biz
He don’t take shits but he takes a fist

[Pre-Chorus]
Fuck Perry, it’s the new Big Three
Mole, Don Barris, Rucka Rucka Ali
And all the Nuckas up in Cali beat your ass for me
Perry Caravello has HIV

[Chorus]
Yo, Perry!
Stay the fuck away from me
Yo, Perry!
No, you can’t suck my D
Yo, Perry!
I don’t care if you do it for free
Don’t make a scene, G
This between your moms and me
[Perry Caravello Verse]
Hi, my name is Pеrry and I’d to say fuck it
My dick’s often mistaken for a Chicken McNuggеt
Grandpa Caravello dated Al Capone
Cookie Caramello gave the Navy boys dome

[Verse 2]
Hop up in my minivan
Call me Randy Callahan
Terrifying Tim singlehandedly killed the Taliban
Everybody knows Perry rapes hoes toes
Fat, gay, greaseball, dirty-ass Italian

[Pre-Chorus]
Fuck Perry, it’s the new Big Three
Mole, Don Barris, Rucka Rucka Ali
And all the Nuckas up in Cali beat your ass for me
Perry Caravello has HIV

[Chorus]
Yo, Perry!
Stay the fuck away from me
Yo, Perry!
No, you can’t suck my D
Yo, Perry!
I don’t care if you do it for free
Don’t make a scene, G
This between your moms and me
[Interlude]
[Perry] Hey Randy Callahan
[Randy] Oh hello there Perry
[Perry] What are you doing?
[Randy] I'm just thinking about sex with women
[Perry] Can I suck your dick?
[Randy] But Perry I'm not gay
[Perry] Please
[Perry] Oh okay but don't expect a part out of it you're no Marlon Brando

[WW1 Solider] Well it's time for us to go fight World War One, Wait a minute if we're out on the front lines who's gonna suck out dicks?
[Cookie] Hey boys
[WW1 Solider] Hey look it's Cookie Karamello
[Cookie] Who wants a mustache ride?
[WW1 Solider] Yeah, me first

[Pre-Chorus]
Fuck Perry, it’s the new Big Three
Mole, Don Barris, Rucka Rucka Ali
And all the Nuckas up in Cali beat your ass for me
Perry Caravello has HIV

[Chorus]
Yo, Perry!
Stay the fuck away from me
Yo, Perry!
No, you can’t suck my D
Yo, Perry!
I don’t care if you do it for free
Don’t make a scene, G
This between your moms and me
[Outro]
[Mob Member] Mr. Capone, Grandpa Caravello's here to see you
[Grandpa Caravello] Time to measure your inseam