Tiger Woods is the best in the world
At stealing?
It's a conspiracy
'Cause the white man can't never make it in the golf game
Remember 9/11? That was me
The government pretend
They your friend
And then when you steal some shit
They put you in jail
Let's do a revolution
Everybody go outside and find a white guy to kill

Martin Luther King had a
Plan to kill all the white people
And the plan was good
But then he stеpped his ass outside
Just to get somе fresh air
And someone said
"Hey, that guy's black. I'd better shoot him. Where's my gun? Oh, here"

And because, Gandhi
Was Chinese
They gave him, some HIV
So he couldn't eat meat
Then like a trillion Indians died
And I ask you why
Did they have to die?
Why?
Is it because they're black?
The Jonas Brothers
Gang raped Katy Perry's butt
And gave her AIDS
And then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga
And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber
And that's why Justin sings like he's missing a nut

No one knows this stuff is up
That's why I'm here to tell you all about this stuff

K, now, let's take a look at Sweden
All the girls are sluts
Everyone's private parts are bleeding
Why can't that be us?
I pay taxes!

And Palestinians always
Look pissed off
Cause all them Jews be makin' millions
So they blow they selves up
That's pretty emo

Black people just wanna eat
In Africa
But instead
We give them money
"I can't eat this! Well maybe with some hot sauce
I could eat money with hot sauce. Especially if it's fried"
The government will break
Break, break into your car
The government is gay, gay
They'll rape, rape
Your mom
They brought all that cocaine
Into our neighborhood
The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
In our butts

Listen bitches
The white man
Owns all them fast food chains
That gives us black people diabetes
And just 'cause you steal some cars
You get boned in jail by some Mexican named Jesus
They put secret chips in your penis
But you could never this
It's concealed
Let's to a revolution
Everybody go outside and find a TV to steal

Yeah
Gingers are the ones
That have it worse than anyone
Cause no one will sleep with them
But they'll always have a place in porn
Cause people like watching
Porn of girls that they'll never bone
At least not without a condom!

Oh, that feels good
The Jonas Brothers
Gang raped Katy Perry's butt
And gave her AIDS
And then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga
And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber
And that's why Justin sings like he's missing a nut

The government will break
Break, break into your car
The government is gay, gay
They'll rape, rape
Your mom
They brought all that cocaine
Into our neighborhood
The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
In our butts