[Chorus]
The Chicago Bulls are gay
Dallas Mavericks always lose
LA Clippers are confused
Detroit Pistons are all Jews
The Atlanta Hawks are gay
Phoenix Suns are into dudes
Portland Trail Blazers send naked men their n***s

[Verse 1]
Warriors are into guys
Like the Boston Celtics
Brooklyn Nets like catchin'
From Knickers of New York Knicks
Raptors ruined basketball
The 76ers like seventy-six and up men's cocks

[Chorus]
The Chicago Bulls are gay
Denver Nuggets always losе
LA Lakers are confused
Mеmphis Grizzlies are all Jews
The Milwaukee Bucks are gay
Charlotte Hornets like 'em dudes
Minnesota Timberwolves send men their n***s
(Fuck the Kings!)
[Post-Chorus]
It's lookin' real gay on the court tonight Tom
I agree John, we got the Pacers really pacin'
With that gay pep step razzle dazzle
And the Cavaliers are gay

[Verse 2]
Utah men are into Jazz and you know what that means
Wizards always casting spells, that's gay sex for money
San Antonio are Spurgs, the Heat's on in Miami
Houston Rockets blasting off Pelicans

[Chorus]
The Chicago Bulls are gay
Dallas Mavericks always lose
LA Clippers are confused
Detroit Pistons are all Jews
The Atlanta Hawks are gay
Phoenix Suns are into dudes
Portland Trail Blazers send naked men their n***s
(Fuck the Kings!)

[Post-Chorus]
The Oklahomo City Thunder is hot tonight Tom
It seems to be bring your gay to work weak at the NBA from downtown
That's right John, Orlando Magic Johnsons can't seem to contain their gayness tonight
It's good to be here gay with you Tom
Now let's have a good clean game of basketball out there
(At least they're not Black!)