[Intro]
In a small town here, in Romanian nights
I wear sunglasses and I drive
Budapest is good, is city I love
All the dogs here are stray
They say, we all steal and are sneaky as fuck
But all that shit's a lie
After communist union finally fall
We got drunk and we all dance

[Verse 1]
We get confused and have fights
Give me my accordion
I'll be on the bench, posting a
Bad selfie

[Chorus]
I'm Romanian, manian
Dude Man Bro
And I dance in Budapest street all night long
In Romania, mania
We have no gold
And the gas is priced too high
I can't afford

[Verse 2]
Everyone in the land is gypsy
Takе your stuff, you'll never see
Wherе your stuff is now, is mystery
'Cause the gypsy sold it...
I work all my life
For a gymnast prize
But my country's disqualified
They say "Sorry we thought that you're Russian
Your languages sound alike..."
There is lots of pork to eat
Fake Reeboks on all our feet
We love soccer even though we never win...
[Chorus]
I'm Romanian, manian
Dude Man Bro
Ride my fancy bike on all of these bad roads
In Romania, mania
We're so cold
We would all leave, if we had
Somewhere to go...

[Bridge]
(Check 1, 2)
I truck driver
My name is Bogdan
I have no Visa, I am orphan
Come meet our fat men
And beautiful girls (Yeah)
We have the fastest Internet in the world (in the world)
It go Alalalalalalalalalalalal
Allalalalalala-ALAL
I'll steal your
Impallalalalalalalalal
Give me a Dollalalalalalalalal

[Verse 3]
We are vampire kids of Dracula
Drink your blood and steal your soul
Leave a garlic hanging on your door
We can enter through the keyhole
The Black population is no percent
We're afraid if the number grows
We bring in immigrants
If we need their help
To build us houses and bowls
Dancing bears and lots of fights
Big eyebrows and stolen bikes
In a while, Putin takes my land from me...
[Chorus]
I'm Romanian, manian
Dude Man Bro (Dude Man Bro!)
All the dancing bears will do what they are told
(I'm a Romanian)
In Romania, mania
We're all poor (I'm Romanian)
And we have no food
But Roma tomatoes
I'm Romanian, manian
I don't know... (I'm Romanian)
I love copper, and my country has no goals...

[Outro]
In Romania, mania...