[Verse 1]
Haven’t been home in a minute
You could’ve called, said, "Why you had to dip out?", but you didn’t
When I get stoned, I’m reminiscin'
Wish that I could tell you, even though I hate you, I miss it

[Pre-Chorus]
And I don’t need to ask you where you’ve been
I’m older now
And I can tell you’re drinking like a fish
And you’re gonna drown

[Chorus]
Man of the house with the men in the sky
I’m dizzy, I keep falling for the wrong guy
Man up, I wanted to see you try
But I’m not surprised
Eye on the prize
You can call me Bullseye

[Verse 2]
We talked on the phone, but we didn’t
You never did say sorry, but I always hoped that you meant it
And I was a kid, picked all the pieces
Ended up with stained glass and a portrait of Jesus
[Pre-Chorus]
And I don’t need to ask you where you’ve been
I’m older now
And I can tell you weren’t cut out for this
And couldn’t figure it out

[Chorus]
Man of the house with the men in the sky
I’m dizzy, I keep falling for the wrong guy
Man up, I wanted to see you try
But I’m not surprised
Eye on the prize
You can call me Bullseye