The Alchemist
The Winners Speech
WARNING: THIS SONG IS FAKE
The Winner Speech (Mumble Rap Diss Part 3) - Eminem ft 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, Kendrick Lamar, Logic, Russ, & J. Cole
Eminem: god damn u motherfuckers never learn. Once again we gotta put dumb mumblers on their place. U motherfuckers need to fucking know when to stop
50: y’all don’t want that smoke
Token:
Real rappers takin over the game now
Pussy Uzi vert nd mgk better bow
Hopsin depressed he don’t want it I hope he feel better so he can com destroy mumble with us
Shout out to my homies Logic nd Russ
Metro Boomin shit producer to his face I wanna cuss
Rap is my gym
Goddamn these mumble rappers runnin their mouth again
Cause they all trash throw em in the bin
Don’t call 1880 cause we want mumblers to do suicide boy
Even emo mumble rappers like da suicide boys
All these idiot mumblers can suck my giant one like da white whores I keep in check (50 cent adlib: damn n***a)
Fuck swae lee u sound like a whale g
U mumblers like ybn nahmir nd cordae nd amigty jae think u da shit but u fail g
Mgk u lanky u got a little cock boy
Asking em for a colab after testing him u fuckin desperate dumb boy
Me & Em don’t dance with mumble rappers like u mgk so so tough luck boy
Big shaq a clown nd a old meme I’ll destroy ur truck boy (dr Dre adlib: tell em n***a)
Lil nas x has sex with Tyler the creator they both like to fuck boy
Mumble rap and it’s fans r just full of fuckboys
Fuck all da virgins hatin telling me to go to hell Im a child of god nd u haters don’t even know how to fuck boy
Stomp on ur necks nd break ur chains have u screaming like a duck boy
U mumble rappers go to faggot Kanye’s dick cause u all suck boy
Mumble rappers use eachother as suck toys
Shout out my homie tech nine
Everybody get off da thrones because it’s mine
Miley I hear ur single call me
I needs fucking like how g eazy tapping Halsey (g eazy adlib: damn right)
Mumble boys Tay k ynw melly Soulja boy bobby shmurder nd tekashi having fivesomes in where they belong aka jail
They all gay but I will shoot mumblers nd I will not fail
50 Cent & Snoop Dogg: (Chorus)
50: you motherfuckers wanna suck my dick?
Snoop: mumble rappers brains are so darn thick
50: Tay k a bitch that’s why ya can’t win the race
Snoop: u little n***as could never tie our lace
50: and fuck all them n***as in the comments laughin
Snoop: now go grab me my motherfuckin coffee
50: y’all mumblin n***as dumb as fuck y’all don’t know shit
Snoop: Pump wanna go near Gucci manes face and lick
50 & Snoop: now this is our motherfuckin winners speech, n***as
Logic:
It’s the biracial bobby boy in the scene
Destroy these mumble rappers again I am prety keen
Cookin ur asses like a chef
Lil pump glorifies meth
Since 21 I been jumping streets but my name isn’t Jeff
Fuck breakfast club I shit on their magazines after eating dinner
DJ academics a pussy n***a bitch nd I am a winner
Demi lovato must b a mumbler cause she overdose on heroine what a sinner (Kendrick adlib: sin again n***a)
I do not fuck wit comethazine (g eazy adlib: he a bitch!)
He may b tall but has a little dingaling (gambino adlib: small balls)
You cannot forsake me
None da less i don’t fuck with mumblers like swae lee
Mumble rap can suck my biracial penis
Leave these n***as crying to their mommy’s for a Kleenex
Joe Buddens head is up his ass so he is a butthead like beavis
La di da di da, what?
Future dumb as fuck (Russ adlib: dumbass!)
Fuck your saying you nob?
Slob on me knob?
Future youre an Uncle Tom
Like the future from 8 mile
Put my dick in Charlemagne’s mouth make his mouth seizure more from my sperm
Charlemagne u shud give urself nd the other Mumble rappers donkey of de day
Cause ur all so fucking gay
Future Where r ur brain cells sir
Wait u don’t have any cause u drink too much lean u loser
Rich the kid a pussy Its a homicide so itrap him in his new freezer
Then I won’t plug walk on his ass cause he has a small Weener
Me and Joyner Lucas are friends now (Joyner: respect n***a respect!)
I’ll shoot both future and young metro with my bars cause you only trust mumble rappers
I got 44 bars then 44 more to reload on these fappers
50 Cent & Snoop Dogg: (chorus)
Russ:
Playing these bitches like the guitar
Running em with a car
What they want is for me to educate the masses
I ain’t goin back 2 being a student in the classes
Desiigner ain’t got broads in Atlanta
Bear hug his ass like an actual panda
I’ll rip trumps hair off and wipe my ass with it
Lil pump and smoke purrp jealous I got some class they ain’t fit
The only lil rapper i fuck wit is lil dicky
Mumble rappers got nothing but lil dickies
Lil pump ya brought me into this now ur gonna have to walk the walk
All the trolls nd haters can fuck off and do not talk (50 cent Adlib: keep ya mouth shut!)
Kodak black is a dumb cunt who loves sucking on lean (token adlib: suck my dick!)
He’s also a fat cunt too I’ll jump on him and bounce like a trampoline
After that imma jump on the belly’s of kanye Rick Ross and dj khaled
Dj Khaled stop asking em for a collab u fat cunt go eat a salad
Fuck genius for taking down our diss pages this ain’t a game see
XXL sucking dicks of mumble rappers like dababy
He amateur asf he is so lame g
Shout out to dr Dre the king producer (dr Dre adlib: I hear u)
Metro boomin ain’t shit compared to Dre cause he a loser
The migos are just the real life mumblin version of the powerpuff girls
And the mumble rappers just mojojojo tryna take over the rap world
Don’t fuck with token he a real rapper he means business (token adlib: damn right)
Got mumblers like Travis Scott and Tory lanes pissed off go take a piss miss
50 & Snoop: (Chorus)
J. Cole:
I’m always trying to teach the rap game lessons
But they spit on my face and they keep pissin
I offered lil pump to sit on my lap and people were acting like I was gay
I told pump because I’m his daddy and he can’t be a legend like dre
Pump I’m waiting for u to sit on my lap
Cause I am your daddy nd u r my son and that’s a fact
Lil pump quit with ur wanking
Before I give u a spanking (dr dre adlib: n***a)
Pusha t still hurting drake and my friends
He nervous my bars hurt like a car such as Benz
Pusha t more like pussy t
I got more numbers on da board than u g
Feel like I’m off da zoinky like JID (jid adlib: get off my dick)
I’m here 2 shove my bars up Kanye’s anus hole (Snoop adlib: ooh wee!)
Soulja boy nd these little cats are so boring they have a hollow flow
Lil yachty probs licks his braids like an ice cream McDonald’s cone (j cole adlib: n***a)
Playboi Carti’s small dick I will not blow
The rap game is wildin right now (Royce da 5’9 adlib: indeed)
I gotta chill these crazy cats but I’m wondering how
Feelin like sway being berated by that false prophet Kanye cause I ain’t got the answers
These fake ass n***as don’t make good music they just dancers (token adlib: suck my cock!)
Mgk u silly cunt ur not the alpha nor the omega
Till u die u finna be another mumble rapper in love & hip hop n***a
Pray for Hopsin, he recovering from mental heath
Mumblers like lil skies nd anyone with lil on their name live to be annoying as hell (snoop Dogg adlib: mhm)
Youtube rappers like ksi jake paul logan paul ricecum nd mumble rappers ain’t apart of the culture that’s facts
Get more eyes to look at real rappers like token nf and dax (dax adlib: it’s Dax)
50 & Snoop Chorus:
Kendrick:
Kung fu Kenny once again kicking ass
Ain’t giving y’all n***as pennies cause y’all weak as shit goddamn
Lil xan wildin like a empty coke can imma have to teach em again like a class
Xan how the fuck you claim 2Pac is boring
Yet your shitty ass mumble bars be leaving all of us snoring
You out here pullin guns on people acting like you’d push g
Yet you wouldn’t fire shit cause xan you a fucking pussy (gambino adlib: meow meow pussy!)
Of course lil pump forgot that bitches name cause he dumb as fuck
21 ain’t a savage go back to England you cunt
The big dogs in da house huntin u runts
Drake quit the rappin u ghostwriting bitch u suck at it
The rap game is full of drug addicts
I know u bitches want dis dick
I can see u n***as tryna shoot the target but u missed it
Tom McDonalds ur not da white Me stop trippin
Or I’ll leave ur mumblin ass at McDonald flipping
Mumblers like Jay electron & Freddie Gibbs tryna test me
Scoring ur bitches like I’m Messi
U n***as ain’t been the same since Gambino slammed y’all on the mat (gambino adlib: on the mat n***a!)
Y’all n***as are fucking fat (jid adlib: Hit the gym n***a)
White girls tryna disrespect me using n words when i invite them on stage
Dats like when Kanye hit his head on a stop sign and had a tantrum rage
6ix9ine calls his album dummy boy cause he a dummy
Eat ski mask nd lil xan like he’s overdosing on hot Cheeto chops yummy (jid adlib: yummy)
Big Sean Em may like u nd u may b a good rapper but I don’t fuck with u faggot quit being a sneak disser (kendrick adlib: be humble bitch)
U salty that Ariana grande don’t fuck with u nd u really miss her
50 & Snoop: Chorus
Eminem:
The rap game is full of mentally unstable dogs (Gambino adlib: FUCKING DOGS!)
In hip hop there are many pros and cons
Mumble rap and wack ass rappers are fucking considered cons
MGK u claim my killshot missed but I got u on ur fucking face
Throw u from floor 13 all the way under ground u fucking small dick disgrace
NF ur a good rapper but stop copying my recovery era style u like a ditto
Mumblers like gunna nd yg act like they from the ghetto
Pick up the faggots and throw them all in a box of hard hitting kettle (gambino adlib: ouchies)
Can’t stand these lame ass poppers like lil yachty and pit bull
Young thug claims mgk won the battle he dumb as fuck he don’t know shit about hip hop
Fat cunt dj akademics nd Tom macdonalds can suck my big cock
Needle drop Shawn Cee complex nd pitchfork are just haters always talking down on us that’s a fact
Well they lowlife losers who hate other people’s arts so they can kiss my ass
Joe buddens head looks like a dick so therefore he is a dickhead
Joes head also looks like a thumb and he is a thickhead
Because when I go woof like a Doberman
I still think the roof would go over em
I can picture lil nas x and Tyler the creator kissing eachother now knowing they both like it up the bum
Lil nas x how dare you steal nas’s name bitch that is super dumb
Lil xan and Joey badass disrespecting 2Pac’s name
Yet lil xan almost got killed by Cheeto’s he so weak and lame
Also Joey badass stared at solar eclipse yet he thinks he’s the best haha shame
Joey ur a alright rapper but don’t disrespect pac
Or else I’ll make u look like a mumble rapper since ur showing signs of one nd make u suck my cock
Tyler the creator a sellout mumble singing rapper after his most recent album
He making lil nas x’s earfquake now he licking his bum (50 cent adlib: that’s young buck too!)
Tyler the creator the male cardi b, a slut
Tyler’s gay with mumblers, jaden Smith, asap Rocky, Earl the hooded sweater, lil nas x and much more he likes to nut
Asap Rocky says me and 50 dress the same yet he looks and dresses like a girl
Ironic how Tyler the creators friends wanna come at me such as asap Rocky Vince Staples and earl
Chief keef only influences Down syndromed retards (dr Dre adlib: chill n***a)
I influence and summon lyrical rappers like Yu gi oh and Pokémon cards
We all know that mgk has a small penis
He says he’s the rap devil but the thing is
Mgk a skinny weak bitch he teeny
That’s why Halsey left his little dick with Real rapper g eazy (g eazy adlib: damn fuckin right bitch)
Migos still sounding like monkeys with their stupid shit (Dr Dre adlib: that ain’t racist)
Revival and kamikaze are spectacular albums they have fucking big hits
Floyd gayweather u pussy ass coward stop fucking attacking my friend 50 cent
U got lucky on ur fight wit Conor mcgregor before u won he had ur ass bent
Conor mcgregor beat ur ass up dat whole fight
But McGregor a bitch for hitting old men he also a coward dyke
Tee grizzly a bitch ass faggot
Watch out before I grab your face and gag it
Tee grizzly more like tee teddy cause u can’t harm shit bitch
I should target everyone in the rap game pick a name cus I got a big dick bitch
Tyler the creator sleeps on lil nas x’s chest call that ManChester United
Mumble rap is shit I ain’t gon stop fightin
Diddy u put the hit on 2Pac stop lyin
I bet the 3 mill bucks I wiped my ass with dat after killshot mgk ran 2 u cryin
Mgk u bitch stop bein so defiant
Mgk nd Diddy both like little kids
Dats why mgk flirts wit my daughter nd Diddy dates his sons ex (50 cent adlib: r kelly ass n***as)
*beat stop*
Yo Gerald (g eazy: what up)
U tapped Halsey right? (G eazy: sure as fuck did)
MGK’s girl too (g eazy: yup)
What did she tell you (g eazy: that MGK has a little dick) (everyone else: *laughs*)
What a faggot ass twat (gerald: I got a microscope so we can see that shit)
*beat continues*
Yo chance, fuck them hating big day I know how you feel
When haters fucked around with revival nd tried 2 sting my reputation like an eel
Chance ur alright but don’t say mgk is better dan me cause I hurt him like a knife
Or else I will fuck ur wife (Jay z adlib: oh shit)
Fuck nick cannon he can suck my balls
He irrelevant bich like hot styls they can suck my asshole
Yo mgk I hear you wanna talk about it
Put my dick In ur mouth make u chokin on it
I cud destroy everyone in a Track alone aw yeah don’t even need 2 put a token on it
Because us lyricist are coming to bite u mumblers in the behind
How many times do we gotta tell u all ur a waste of space I don’t care how many cus it’s fine
50 Cent: GGGGGGGGGG UNIT!
*beat stops*
Eminem:
Bitch I ain’t done fuck a beat
Mumble rap must take da defeat
Tell me go back 2 8 mile well here’s some b rabbit type shit
Fuck all da haters commentin talkin shit
Like mgk they all have a small dick
Lil pump nd mgk claim they dress better well I Rap better bitch
Ur all getting butt sexed like papa doc
Make u motherfuckers suck my cock
I might just have 2 go for everyone in da game
Cause all you motherfuckers are so goddamn lame
Vulture I am not
Kulture ur moms a slut
Culture album was created by those dumbs
Monkey migos nd cardi b r world renownd fucks
Destroys ur fucking trucks
Ed Sheran just called me nd told me to make another banger nd i said ok but after I destroy all mumble rapper’s ass
Fuckin fill up your mouth with crap
And one more thing
Eminem, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Jay Z, Royce Da 5’9, Snoop Dogg, Kendrick Lamar, Russ, JID, Logic, Joyner Lucas, Token, G-Eazy, Childish Gambino & J-Cole all together: FUCK MUMBLE RAP!